The Hidden Truth About Caring for a Monstera Thai Constellation Plant

You’ve probably seen them on Instagram, and you've definitely marveled at them on Tiktok. Beautiful, monstrous Thai Constellation plants that are commanding prices of up to $400. But here's the truth: they are not just a pretty face, and caring for them is a lot more complicated than it seems. So, why are people spending a fortune on these plants, only to struggle to care for them? The answer is simple. They're not being given the necessary care guide. But don't worry, because this blog post will give you all the information you need to become a pro at taking care of your Thai Constellation.

First things first, let's talk about watering. One major mistake people make is thinking that their plant needs to be constantly moist. This couldn’t be more wrong. Overwatering is one of the quickest ways to kill your Thai Constellation. So, how often should you water it? Every one-two weeks is ideal, more frequent  in the summer time vs the cooler months. The frequency of watering depends on the temperature and humidity of your environment, as well as the size of your pot. Make sure to only water once the soil has dried out completely. And when you do water, make sure to use a well-draining soil mix to prevent it from sitting in excess water. Start loving your monstera with self-watering pots! Bottom up watering? Absolutely necessary. And a Sustee watering device? Genius! It's the ultimate plant insurance, priced at a steal of $12.95. Don't be a plant killer, be a plant lover!

Listen up, because this tip is crucial: they're like vampires...sensitive to the sun. Yes, those cute white spots on their leaves might make them look like sun-seeking creatures, but too much direct sunlight can actually fry and kill your plant. So, stick them in a north or east-facing window to make sure they get the indirect light they need to thrive. And if you STILL can't find the right spot, just add a sheer curtain to filter those rays. As if that weren't enough, these babies also need a humid environment to really flourish. But be warned: misting them every now and then is a no-go. Wet leaves = bad news. So where's the best humidity hangout spot? The bathroom, of course! So, go ahead and bring your Thai Constellation in there for a spa day and watch that baby beam with happiness. Alternatively, you can place a tray of water under your plant or use a humidifier to increase the humidity level. Thai Constellations are also sensitive to temperatures below 15℃ degrees so make sure to keep your plant in a warm room. Avoid placing it near drafts from windows or air conditioning units. Temperatures above 29℃ can also be detrimental, so keep your plant in a location with stable temperatures.

Lastly, fertilising your plant regularly is also important. During the growing season, which is generally from spring to summer, fertilise your Thai Constellation every four to six weeks. It’s important to use a balanced fertiliser, and avoid fertilising during the dormant season, which is generally from Autumn to Winter.

Thai Constellations are definitely a unique and stunning plant to add to your collection. But as they say, with great beauty comes great responsibility. By following the care guide provided above, you'll be able to keep your plant looking beautiful while ensuring its health and longevity. So, go ahead and invest in one of these gorgeous plants, but make sure you're equipped with the right information to take care of it. Your wallet, and your plant, will thank you. 

So you're itching to hop on the bandwagon, huh? Well, as the wisest of mothers say, patience is a virtue. Why not bide your time until the hype dies down and the price tag follows suit? Your wallet (and inner mom) will thank you.